My Life is Average

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Here are a few MLIA stories:

• Today was Cougar Day at my school (our mascot is a cougar) and every girl walked around hitting on younger guys. Including teachers. MLIA
• Today, we got our yearbooks at school. My math teacher walks up to me and asks to see my cell phone. Thinking she's just kidding around, I hand it to her. She then turns around and continues her way down the hall. When I asked why she told me to check page 33. Apparently, there's a picture of me in the yearbook texting while in math class. MLIA
• Today I got out of bed, didn't bother to put on makeup or do my hair and went out for a nice jog at 2 in the afternoon. I ran by the same guy I see everyday who never bothers to talk to me. As I ran by him, he pauses and says, "You look gorgeous today". MLIA
• Today, I had to go to the emergency room for severe pains in my stomach. The doctors gave me morphine for the pain, then let me sit for about 20 minutes before wheeling me off to do a CT scan. I don't remember most of what happened. However, my mother now has a 17 and a half minute video of me singing a medley from the musical "Les Miserables," interrupting myself 4 times: twice to laugh randomly, once to look pitiful and ask for a blanket, and once to grumpily demand a glass of water. Oh, morphine... MLIA
• Today, I had to deliver a paper to my old teacher. As I was leaving, I said, "I'll see you tonight!" to which he replied, "I can't wait. I'm looking foward to it!" His class looked at me with such suprise. What they didn't know was that we were talking about a chorus concert to which he is chaperoning. MLIA
• Today I got a text from my friend. It was a creepy picture of her eyes and the message read "I'm always watching you. Always." I was on the toliet when I read it. MLIA
• Today in math class, we were taking a final and our told us if we didn't bring anything to write with, we failed the test. My friend forgot a pencil, so she did her test in eyeliner.(: MLIA.

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