It's true. Especially if you are new to a school/town/state.
Imagine, if you will... There I am, in my stupid PE uniform... First, I end up paired with some other unfortunate schmuck and we have to throw the football to each other.
MY FACE + FOOTBALL = OWWWW!
Also, then my partner found an excuse to leave PE and school early. I get paired up with the teacher of course.
Wow! Could you imagine all the thoughts in the other kids' heads?
What a loser!
Ah, what a day. And of course we were outside, the sun was beating down at full force... And I Hate (yes, a capital "H" is necessary!) tanning!
What fun.
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