So yesterday, this was me:
"Look out, guys!  Don't walk into that bench!" *trips over bench*
And today this was me:
"Oh, no!  He's choking!  Hemlich remover!  I mean, maneuver."
And tomorrow, hopefully this is me:
"That's right, I AM awesome.  I want to thank everyone, even though they are not responsible for obtaining this Nobel Peace Prize- I am, because I'm just that friggin' awesome."
Or:
"Awww, you had secretly harbored a passionate, undying love for me?  That's cool.  That's cool."
Or:
"Yes, I DID just spiked the volleyball for our winning point.  Yes, I AM awesome.  Proceed with the cheering; go on."
Or, uhm, maybe not.  As far fetched as it seems, all that COULD happen  though.  (Possibly.)