Past, Present, Future Me

So yesterday, this was me:

"Look out, guys! Don't walk into that bench!" *trips over bench*

And today this was me:

"Oh, no! He's choking! Hemlich remover! I mean, maneuver."

And tomorrow, hopefully this is me:

"That's right, I AM awesome. I want to thank everyone, even though they are not responsible for obtaining this Nobel Peace Prize- I am, because I'm just that friggin' awesome."

Or:

"Awww, you had secretly harbored a passionate, undying love for me? That's cool. That's cool."

Or:

"Yes, I DID just spiked the volleyball for our winning point. Yes, I AM awesome. Proceed with the cheering; go on."


Or, uhm, maybe not. As far fetched as it seems, all that COULD happen though. (Possibly.)